Be careful with cyclops, he has temper problems. He’s attended anger management 27,021 times in his long life, and it hasn’t done any good.
Just keep him well fed, and don’t make any sudden moves. Oh, and don’t wear mauve. He really hates mauve.
Don’t mention sushi, don’t even think about it.
Our character today is a sucker for sushi, in fact she’s a sucker for a lot of things.
When you see the character, you’ll get that pun, and you’ll probably slap yourself in the head, in an attempt to purge the stupid pun from your cranium.
If this lady slapped herself in the head, she’d have trouble, because her hand might stick to her head.
No big deal, though – she’s got arms to spare.
Every once in a while, teeny magical blobs of sand from the mana desert will gain sentience, join together, and walk the world. They’re not too bright, their collective brain only being the size (and appearance) of a dehydrated apple, but for what they lack in intelligence, they make up in a creepy, cute cuddliness. But seriously, don’t try to cuddle them.
Beast of the static
Bzzzzzzzzzzzz. That noise. Static.
This little guy is friendly, but rarely seen. He’s made up of glitches, errors in code, and digital aberrations. He’s pretty cute. You have to carry around his projector, though.
As a flame element-man, this guy has heard every pun. So many puns. Please refrain from telling him “You’re on FIRE!” or “You’re SMOKIN’ HOT!”. You’re not clever, he’s heard them all. He’ll laugh politely, while planning your death on the inside.
Is he a robot, or is he a zombie?
Or, at least, something delightfully in-between.
…or maybe he’s Richard Nixon.
She’s a laptop, she’s more than a laptop. She’s an A.I. paired with mutation and lab experiments. She’s someone’s idea of a funny joke. She’s like Siri, but so much more.
Siri doesn’t have tentacles, so there’s that.
He’s friendly, furry, and happy. He’s always trying to teach you your A, B, C’s. Try not to notice his friend, his friend is shy.
Rocky’s friends call him rocky. But that doesn’t mean he likes it. Sure, he looks like he’s been constructed of the leftovers from a construction yard, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have feelings. Don’t call him Rocky, don’t yell “AAADRIAAAAN”, just don’t. Don’t. You’re insensitive. Don’t.
Perry is sophisticated and intriguing, he dresses like a pretty cool cat, even though be does mix his styles a little bit. Also, if he saw a real cat, he’d make a break for it.
Liber’s a robot who lost most of his body in an industrial accident. His upper legs and arms, torso, abdomen, neck, and head have been replaced by bio-engineered alien material. Limber doesn’t mind too much.
He’s pretty young, and he hasn’t quite given up his “security blanket” – which, in his species, means walking around with the shell from his egg on his head.