Cyclops
Be careful with cyclops, he has temper problems. He’s attended anger management 27,021 times in his long life, and it hasn’t done any good.
Just keep him well fed, and don’t make any sudden moves. Oh, and don’t wear mauve. He really hates mauve.
January, 2016
Sucker
Don’t mention sushi, don’t even think about it.
Our character today is a sucker for sushi, in fact she’s a sucker for a lot of things.
When you see the character, you’ll get that pun, and you’ll probably slap yourself in the head, in an attempt to purge the stupid pun from your cranium.
If this lady slapped herself in the head, she’d have trouble, because her hand might stick to her head.
No big deal, though – she’s got arms to spare.
February, 2016
Blob Beastie
Every once in a while, teeny magical blobs of sand from the mana desert will gain sentience, join together, and walk the world. They’re not too bright, their collective brain only being the size (and appearance) of a dehydrated apple, but for what they lack in intelligence, they make up in a creepy, cute cuddliness. But seriously, don’t try to cuddle them.
March, 2016
Beast of the static
Bzzzzzzzzzzzz. That noise. Static.
This little guy is friendly, but rarely seen. He’s made up of glitches, errors in code, and digital aberrations. He’s pretty cute. You have to carry around his projector, though.
April, 2016
Flame on!
As a flame element-man, this guy has heard every pun. So many puns. Please refrain from telling him “You’re on FIRE!” or “You’re SMOKIN’ HOT!”. You’re not clever, he’s heard them all. He’ll laugh politely, while planning your death on the inside.
May, 2016
Nixombot
Is he a robot, or is he a zombie?
BOTH.
Or, at least, something delightfully in-between.
…or maybe he’s Richard Nixon.
June, 2016
Compy
She’s a laptop, she’s more than a laptop. She’s an A.I. paired with mutation and lab experiments. She’s someone’s idea of a funny joke. She’s like Siri, but so much more.
Siri doesn’t have tentacles, so there’s that.
July, 2016
Grolvmo
He’s friendly, furry, and happy. He’s always trying to teach you your A, B, C’s. Try not to notice his friend, his friend is shy.
August, 2016
Rocky
Rocky’s friends call him rocky. But that doesn’t mean he likes it. Sure, he looks like he’s been constructed of the leftovers from a construction yard, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have feelings. Don’t call him Rocky, don’t yell “AAADRIAAAAN”, just don’t. Don’t. You’re insensitive. Don’t.
September, 2016
Perry
Perry is sophisticated and intriguing, he dresses like a pretty cool cat, even though be does mix his styles a little bit. Also, if he saw a real cat, he’d make a break for it.
October, 2016
Limber
Liber’s a robot who lost most of his body in an industrial accident. His upper legs and arms, torso, abdomen, neck, and head have been replaced by bio-engineered alien material. Limber doesn’t mind too much.
November, 2016
Eggbert
He’s pretty young, and he hasn’t quite given up his “security blanket” – which, in his species, means walking around with the shell from his egg on his head.
December, 2016