Your email has been placed in a velvet-lined box.

We will treat it with care. It shall sip our finest sparkling water, and feed on the choicest sweetmeats.

When we wish to send you an email, we shall don newly laundered white kid gloves, and carefully convey your email address to one of our professional email goblin. Our goblin will craft a thoughtful message, place one of any number of delightful treasures inside, and send it all to your address.

While you await the first missive, please do feel free to spend your entire inheritance in the AndHeGames store. If you haven’t received your inheritance yet, definitely talk to your parents about an advance, they’ll probably be understanding and open-minded about it, not like that time you thought you needed to own a Harley. If you think you’re not likely to receive an inheritance, then try to be a better child: a joy to your parents instead of a thorn in their side. Thank you for buying our delightful and edifying products: your support allows me to enslave hire more email goblins.


The Dark Overlord “AndHeDrew”